This story is so funny that I have to post it separately:

LENA AND OLE...

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night,
Lena vakes Ole and says, ' I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her
to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked
over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat great!'

Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the
doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up
a little girl.  He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!  She's a pretty little ting, too.'

Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley, Ole, we still
ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Ole, you yust had
yourself another boy!'  Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in the
self-propelled combine. He was real serious, and he asked Lena , 'How come
we got t'ree on the first try?'  Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out
in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'  Ole said, 'Yah, I do. Uffda! It's a dam' good ting I didn't get the WD-40.'

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Another one........ 

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